Stan joined DraftKings in December of 2020. It was a glorious time, except for that whole COVID thing, when we got Madden streams and boisterous bat flips from the KBO. I was brought on board to bring some West Coast flavor. I especially love hoops, and most of my content is in that arena. When I walk along the beach, strumming my guitar, the beat that I hear is not one of crashing waves. No, it is the beat of the ball bouncing off the hardwood with highs provided by the squeaks of the sneakers. Ball is life.
Week Four. First off, last week is in the rearview mirror so no victory dancing anymore. Want the masses to continue to adore? Well, it’s time to pour out a cup of coffee and open up the browsers in order to explore and see what this slate has in store. Which players will constitute a […]
September 27, 2023
Week Three. Which players will be the key, that will enable us to vault all the pretenders to the top of those juicy GPPs? Will it be someone from Tennessee? That wouldn’t be my first nominee since that game has a paltry total of 39 while the opponent is a stout Cleveland D. Let me […]
September 20, 2023
We thought we knew. Spending hundreds of hours mining through data as if on a treasure quest in Peru. The answers came through, enabling us to see which teams would be true. But with a new season anew. Many of our hearts were split into two, as the gods mocked us with the multiple curveballs […]
September 13, 2023
Our palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. It’s like we’re back as teenagers, wanting to kiss Jennie or Jerry. Back to the days when we were much less hairy. But now it’s on. Because the NFL season has once again spawned. All offseason we’ve been preparing and prepping as if living in Taiwan. […]
September 6, 2023
Eight. That’s how many games we have on tonight’s slate. That makes me feel great. The only thing that would make it better is if Red Panda shows up in a halftime show, flipping plate after plate on her head while balancing on a unicycle with just her body weight. That is not up for […]
March 14, 2023
Playoffs?! We talkin’ bout playoffs?! Indeed we are. The sidelines are filled with some of the league’s brightest stars. No Derek Carr. Ouch, as a Raiders fan, that left a scar. I need someone to strum love songs on the guitar. Anyways, three more wins and one of the remaining teams will be lighting up […]
January 18, 2023
It’s the Wild Card Round. Two games on Saturday and three games on Sunday. The first step towards fitting the crown on the team that can confound their opponents, whether it be through the air or on the ground, and making their fan base proud. Let’s dig into this slate like an ultrasound. Searching for […]
January 11, 2023
We are already through 11% of the 2022-23 NFL season! Time sure does fly, especially when you’re having fun stacking the BAL/MIA game from Week 2. Per DraftKings Sportsbook, there are two games with a total of at least 50 points — BUF/MIA (53) and DET/MIN (53). HOU/CHI and NO/CAR have the lowest totals at […]
September 22, 2022
There are seven games for Sunday’s NBA main slate with four games tipping off at 7:00 p.m. ET — the Oklahoma City Thunder at the Cleveland Cavaliers, the Minnesota Timberwolves at the New York Knicks, the Detroit Pistons at the Orlando Magic and the Philadelphia 76ers at the Toronto Raptors. There’s one game at 7:30 […]
February 21, 2021