Sunday night brought us an event that finally diverted our collective attention away from the never-ending Drake vs. The World rap beef. Of course, I’m talking about the Roast of Tom Brady.
GoJo shares his thoughts on attending last night’s Tom Brady Roast
“I don’t know how many stars in sports have the combination of name-brand recognition and, quite honestly, things to make fun of the way Tom Brady did.” @mikegolicjr pic.twitter.com/0kPTjwd9fE— GoJo and Golic (@GoJoandGolic) May 6, 2024
The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz obviously had some thoughts.
Dan notes that he loves the roast as a comedy vehicle and there were a number of jokes told on Sunday that he thought weren’t allowed anymore. Stugtoz agrees, noting that he was surprised that Brady allowed people to go to certain places.
Amin says people loved that roast because they’ve been starving for something that feels real. You know what our current climate reminds Amin of? That cinematic classic, Demolition Man!
Dan says it was a big night for podcasters, if not for the mainstream media. He also says he would not be comfortable doing what Brady did on Sunday night, especially when it comes to his personal life even if, as Stugotz points out, you have to know that is coming when you sign up for the gig.
What did Dan think was the most honest and interesting moment of the night? Jeffrey Ross doing the thing that he’s most known for … and Brady almost immediately shutting it down because it came at the expense of his buddy Robert Kraft.
“Don’t say that shit again.” – Tom Brady to Jeff Ross after a Robert Kraft massage joke #TomBradyRoast pic.twitter.com/D9MrI4JGJH
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) May 6, 2024
Former Patriots quarterback — and the man that Brady replaced to begin his Hall of Fame career — Drew Bledsoe joined the crew later in the show and assured everyone that Brady shutting down the Kraft joke was not a bit.
“That was not scripted. That was Tom genuinely coming to his defense.”
— Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz (@LeBatardShow) May 6, 2024
– @DrewBledsoe reveals that Tom Brady did in fact shut down the Robert Kraft slander after Jeff Ross made a joke at Kraft’s expense last night at the #TomBradyRoast
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Dan says Dominique Foxworth told him Bledsoe did the best among all the athletes who roasted Brady on Sunday night. So Dan wants to know, when was the last time the former Pro Bowler was that nervous? Drew admits he was a little nervous as it was high stakes with a lot of really funny people up on the dais, but he felt at least a little bit prepared. And he notes that taking down the other athletes isn’t the same as taking down Nikki Glazer. Although perhaps if we took the comedians and put them on the football field, we’d find that the athletes did better at comedy than the comedians would do at football.
Drew said some of the jokes were so rapid-fire and so fast, he actually can’t wait to go back and re-watch the roast. He also walked away with the thought that Glazer is an absolute killer when she gets up there. And of course, Gronk did a great job being Gronk. Drew also got his chance to get in his jabs at his one-time backup.
Drew Bledsoe went after Tom Brady
— SleeperNFL (@SleeperNFL) May 6, 2024
“I’ve experienced a few things you’ll never get to experience…. The feeling of being the number one draft pick… and having a 28th wedding anniversary.” #TomBradyRoastpic.twitter.com/mxHo7jMwHq
At the risk of getting into a lot of trouble, Drew revealed that his WIFE helped him with the jokes about Brady’s divorce from supermodel Gisele Bundchen. But hey, as Jessica points out, Brady might go out and get married tomorrow in an attempt to get to a 28th wedding anniversary to prove Drew wrong. Never bet against him!
Check out the full discussion above and make sure to tune into The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz Monday-Friday at 11 a.m. ET on DraftKings Network!
SHOW BREAKDOWN
Local Hour: 2-0-2
- Today’s cast: Dan, Stugotz, Amin, Billy, Jeremy, Jessica, and Tony. The Roast of Tom Brady was last night LIVE on Netflix last night, and Dan and the crew have some thoughts. The topics range from the comedians who delivered, to the best performances from athletes and the jokes that cut the deepest. Plus, resident New England Patriots fan Katie Nolan is here to break down the roast with the comics who stood out, the bits that worked and the bits that didn’t, and share what it felt like to watch as a Pats fan. Plus, how are y’all feelin’ about Panthers vs. Bruins?
Big Suey: Katie Can Talk As Much As She Wants
- Katie Nolan is still here to celebrate the best of The Roast of Tom Brady including the work of Sam Jay as Dan says goodbye and invites her back on several occasions. Then, there’s a fun hockey game tonight, and Jessica shares stories from her experience at F1 over the weekend.
Hour 1: Attila’s Horse
- Jessica’s delivers her F1 Minute before Amin and Tony bring us through a discussion on Anthony Edwards performing at a Michael Jordan-like level en route to a Game 1 win over the Nuggets. Has the time come to anoint Anthony Edwards? Then, Mat Ishbia says the house is NOT on fire, Dan admires the career of Conan O’Brien, and Tony delivers his Top 5 Things Cuban People Say To Someone They Don’t Know the Name Of.
Hour 2: In All the Hispanic Places
- David Dennis of Andscape joins us to properly educate us on the Drake and Kendrick Lamar rap beef. He walks us through the crazy weekend in which Kendrick dropped numerous diss tracks, and takes us through the roots of what led to this most recent battle. Then, we discuss Jhoan Duran’s epic entrance from the bullpen and the origins of the reliever entrance. Finally, Drew Bledsoe joins the show sounding like an after-party after partaking in the Tom Brady Roast on Netflix last night. He gives us the inside scoop on how the night went, who had the best jokes, and whether the Tom Brady moment with Jeff Ross was a bit or not.
Postgame Show: Sparky Lyle
- Remember to watch our live stream tonight with All The Smoke taking place during the Knicks-Pacers game! To end the show, we dive deep into the career of Sparky Lyle and his choice to enter games from the bullpen to the graduation song.
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